Terms of Service

Last updated: January 2026

What This Is

Unreal Astrology sells digital entertainment content—horoscopes, birth chart reports, and similar products. By using this site or purchasing anything, you agree to these terms.

Entertainment Only

Everything we sell is for entertainment purposes only. Our products are not medical, legal, financial, or psychological advice. The planets don't actually influence your life. We've been pretty clear about this.

If you're making major life decisions based solely on astrology, please also consult a qualified professional. We mean this sincerely.

Digital Products & Delivery

Purchased reports are delivered as PDFs to the email address you provide, typically within 5-10 minutes. If you don't receive your product, check your spam folder, then contact us.

Your Content

You provide us with personal information (email, birth date, etc.) to generate your reports. You're responsible for providing accurate information. We use this data only to create and deliver your product. See our Privacy Policy for details.

Intellectual Property

The reports we generate for you are yours to keep. You can print them, share them, frame them, or use them as conversation starters. You can't resell them or claim you wrote them.

Limitation of Liability

We provide entertainment content. We're not liable for any decisions you make based on our products, any disappointment with cosmic revelations, or Mercury retrograde. Our total liability is limited to the amount you paid us.

Changes to Terms

We may update these terms. If we make significant changes, we'll note the date at the top. Continued use means you accept the new terms.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email hello@unrealastrology.com