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☆ Explain Your Ex ☆

$5

They weren't crazy. They were a Scorpio with a Gemini moon.

(Okay, maybe they were also crazy. But now you'll have a framework for it.)

★ Your Info ★

★ Your Ex's Info ★

After purchase, we'll generate your report and email you the PDF within a few minutes.

★ What You Get ★

  • • Your patterns in relationships (the honest version)
  • • Their chart decoded (we won't take sides) (okay, a little)
  • • Why it was never going to work
  • • The closure your group chat couldn't give you

Cheaper than therapy. Less effective too, but funnier.