☆ Explain Your Ex ☆
$5
They weren't crazy. They were a Scorpio with a Gemini moon.
(Okay, maybe they were also crazy. But now you'll have a framework for it.)
★ What You Get ★
- • Your patterns in relationships (the honest version)
- • Their chart decoded (we won't take sides) (okay, a little)
- • Why it was never going to work
- • The closure your group chat couldn't give you
Cheaper than therapy. Less effective too, but funnier.