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☆ Pet Birth Chart ☆

$5

Your cat is absolutely a Capricorn. You already knew this.

(This is astrology for pets. It's exactly as valid as astrology for humans. Think about that.)

★ Pet Info ★

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After purchase, we'll generate your pet's chart and email you the PDF within a few minutes.

★ What You Get ★

  • • Why your pet acts like that (cosmic confirmation)
  • • "The thing they do" finally explained
  • • What your pet needs (besides treats)
  • • Something genuinely sweet to make you cry a little

$5 to feel understood by a website about your pet. Honestly? Worth it.