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Aries
The moon is squaring your ruling planet, which sounds dramatic because Aries needs everything to sound dramatic. You're not being impatient today—everyone else is just being unreasonably slow.
That idea you've been sitting on for 48 hours? That's a personal record. You can act on it now. You were always going to.
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